Bryant Valverde
Naughty Lane
Mr. Santa Claus
North Pole,
Candy Cane Lane
Candy Cane Lane
I have been so naughty, like extremely naughty. All year I have been doing naughty activities that are way too inappropriate to mention.
I should not receive any presents this year. Wait, maybe one. Could you get me a comb to stick in my thick, black, curly hair? Hey, why don’t you cook me some food, you chef. I would be very happy if you gave me some food, a taco, or something Mexican. If you don’t, I will hack into your savings account, embezzle you of your colossal fortune, and buy my own taco’s. So what’s up Santa, if that is your real name? I just wanted to write this letter to inform you of what’s coming. If you don’t abide by my commands, I will break you. Watch your back buddy. Peace.
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