IT WAS ALL A DREAM

I was alone in the stable when Curley's wife appeared in the doorway. Our eyes locked, and I ran for my life.  She was running after me, as fast as a cheeta.  I came to a quick stop, and stood my ground and yelled, "What do you want from me!?" She replied, "None of your business!"  I screamed back at her,"quit horsing around!"  After a long period of silence she said, " I am going to keep my eye on you"   I said "sticks and stones may brake my bones, but your words can't hurt me." Lastly she said "see yah later alligator!"  I skipped off into the wilderness.  I soon came to a fork in the road, where I met up with Lennie.  He seemed suprised to see me when he said, "you caught me off guard!"  He seemed upset, so I said to him "keep your chin up"  Soon my attitude turned around and I told him to cry me a river.  Lennie asked why I am so mean to him, and I replied "becasue your brain is as small as a peanut!"  We travelled up the road back to the barn.  I was as hungry as a hippo.  Lennie said he was so hungy he could eat a horse!  Lennie asked where we were going, and I replied "my way or the highway."  He explained to me over and over again, how pretty he thinks Curlys Wife is.  I told him, "dont judge a book by its cover."  By the time we made it back to the barn we were unbelievably tired.  So we layed ourselves down on the hay, and slept like babies.  We woke up to screaming, we were quietly debating whether or not to check out the noise.  I told Lennie, "better safe than sorry."  So he said "lets blow this joint!"   I soon realized that it was all a dream.  I had to brake the ice to Lennie.