Monday, September 20, 2010

Cliche

After Mrs. Mitty came out of the drugstore, they climbed into their automobile, Walter fastened his seat belt, turned on the windscreen wipers and carefully pulled away from the curb. As they drove out of Waterbury he noticed...
how hungry they both were.  His wife turns to him and says " I am as hungry as a hippo"  He then tells his wife that she is overweight.  His wife unbelievably angry for no reason at all strikes him with a fist of fury.  "what goes around comes around", she said to Walter.  He apologizes for his rude comment.  "It could be worse, you could be fat, and ugly.  She hits him again.  Walter says "this isn't fair".  She replys by saying "life isn't fair".  They kept on driving like nothing happened.  He examined outside and noticed that it is fairly rainy.  Walter thought he would break the ice by saying a funny cliche.    "It is raining cats and dogs" His wife gives him a smug look so he thought he would just ignore her.  He speeds up because the cops are right behind him, he is going so fast everything is a blur. 

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